We come across a lot of little jokes and quotes describing the Red Cross – We thought we’d share some of the more memorable ones with you:
Q: What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross? – A: A first-aid kit!
— Kym Azzarito (@Norineajdn) April 9, 2013
There are so many mosquitoes in my room that I don’t have to donate blood at Red Cross camps to feel good about my life.
— Kaley Lacy (@Nathaniel487) April 9, 2013
What if the Red Cross is secretly a big group of vampires who are kind enough to collect our blood in a humane way?
— David Soerensen (@Dave_Soerensen) April 8, 2013
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own #boomtish
— Ditzy (@DiTzTwinkletoes) April 7, 2013