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I Think The Onion Has a Crush On Us…

I’m a huge fan of The Onion – it’s a great place to get some fake news and a giggle or two. However, I have recently noticed a growing trend of Red Cross specific articles…

Allow me to present the following evidence showing that The Onion may in fact, have a not-so-secret crush on the Red Cross:

1) STUDY: Nearly Half of Americans Can’t Swim

The article was based on the results from our Swimming Survey

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2) Then they published an article about Beach Safety Tips

Curious, we think they must have LOVED reading our own beach safety tips and decided to add a few of their own? Or maybe they were inspired by our aquatics program founder, Commodore Longfellow – aka “The Amiable Whale” (we’re sure inspired by this guy!).

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3) Apparently the best Lifeguards out there are named Blake and Kayla


Nation’s Blakes Cruise Easily Through Lifeguard Tryouts

Now, their latest piece of Red Cross love – that is actually a good reminder that we should all give blood during the summer.

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So thank you, The Onion, we love you right back – even though your love for us is a little weird.

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